I doesn’t think I was dreaming because this morning my ear still smelt of fish and I found an old eggshell on the floor behind the bin! :D This...
Pig-daddy was emptying the kitchen bin last night and the bag broke and all the bin exploded everywhere. I got one-week-old sea bream and...
The Pig humps (and she is a spayed female). Not often now, but she saves it for special occasions, generally training classes when everyone is...
Oh he is such a smiley cutey :)
Yes let us be a cautionary lesson to all others! I just thank god the Pig didn’t get wind of the rabbit, lamb and chicks in little open pens over...
Oh I disgraced myself with the Pig on Sunday. We went to the Berkshire Country Fair and there was a gundog stall and a scurry there. I chatted to...
Oh gosh what a horrible situation, I’m glad you are ok!
Oh dear Coco perhaps it wasn’t you, maybe it was evil twin Loco Coco? I hope your mummy’s hands are ok. These evil twins are quite Norty sometimes.
The Pig spent a good portion of yesterday evening barking at the moon, which had apparently arisen from behind the trees in a most ominous manner...
:eek::eek: Um Coco? You know I don’t like to call people kibble-brains unnecessarily but you are exhibiting some dangerous and disturbing ideas...
Stanleee I am glad you don’t have a messy tummy any more. Nobody cares about eyebrows anyway, I don’t have any and I am the best thing I know...
A hairy piggy like me?? But I am not Normos :shake:
You can do both! Just remember what order because sometimes I roll then eat and that’s good but sometimes I get confused and eat first and then...
My dog shook after I put some on once, and a few hours later I noticed that it had stripped and bubbled the paint off the skirting boards in the...
I chase pig mummy with a trowel. They are gen’rally only for smol zombies. :nod:
I am getting one of those mini hoomans all to myself after the summer. I hope it is sticky and I am allowed to lick it. I haven’t been allowed to...
Although, we are still waiting for our cheeze @Stacia :mad:
Haha we use it as a term for, erm, canoodling. Goes well with ‘hanky panky’ I find. As in ‘hmm it looks like there is some hanky-panky and...
I’m not allowed in the hooman bedroom :( and I have never even been on their bed ever even though it looks amazing. I escape upstairs sometimes...
